Title: The Girlysounds Recordings Track List: Black Market White Baby Dealer Johnny Sunshine Elvis, Be True Fuck Or Die Flower Beg Me Whip-Smart Go, Speed Racer Why I Left California South Dakota Stratford-On-Guy Shane Willie The Six Dick Pimp Divorce Song Go West If I Ever Pay You Back In Love With Yourself Hello Sailor Wild Thing Fuck and Run Can't Get Out Of What I'm Into Fire Up The Batmobile Sometimes a Dream Is What Makes You A Slave It's Not That Easy Chopsticks Do You Love Me Soap Star Joe I Know It's Not Easy Miss Lucy Dead Shark One Less Thing Money

Black Market White Baby Dealer My black market white baby dealer Is hunting around overseas My black market white baby dealer Brings back clean, fresh white babies to me Clean, fresh white babies to me My black market white baby dealer Is rooting around overseas My black market white baby dealer Kidnaps clean, fresh white babies for me Clean, fresh white babies for me My smile is dime a dozen My lips are cherry red My eyes are blue like the sky is blue I got good shoulders under my head I look like your mother I look like your great-aunt So sit me down in the family photo And everyone tells me that I, I look just like you My black market white baby dealer Is hunting around overseas My black market white baby dealer Brings back clean, fresh white babies to me He brings back Oh my God, he brings back He brings back clean, fresh, white expensive babies He brings back Oh Charlie, he brings back He brings back clean, fresh, white expensive babies I come post-production I don't need natal care I'm already fully assembled Down to the very last part, it's all there So take me to your family So take me to your home Buddy, take me in as your next generation And I'll take you out of the lost one and into mine My black market white baby dealer Is hunting around overseas My black market white baby dealer Brings back clean, fresh white babies to me Clean, fresh white babies to me Clean, fresh white babies to me Johnny Sunshine You took the car, it was my favorite one Little white Dart, and drove it to Idaho You took the rug, red-and-white checkerboard Rolled it right up and took it to Idaho You left me nothing You left me nothing Johnny Sunshine You took the horse, it was a thoroughbred Saddled it up out on the interstate You took my kid, it was my only one Smart little bitch, and drove her to Idaho You left me nothing You left me nothing Johnny Sunshine You left me nothing You left me nothing Johnny Sunshine You took the house, you went and changed the locks Now I am stuck living out of a box You took my car, it was my favorite one Little white Dart, and drove it to Idaho You left me nothing You left me nothing Johnny Sunshine Elvis, Be True Everyone's talking 'bout Elvis 'Cause it seems like the thing that we do Elvis is walking around listlessly Seems he can't even die if he wanted to It's a bad business to be in You don't get thanked and you don't get paid It's a hard world to be in with And to end with, and to think about leaving behind Exhuming the body in Memphis Waiting five hours to get into Graceland Is this anybody's idea of a good time or a good joke? Airport biographies are usually true Fame and fortune took its' toll He's not the king of rock and roll anymore He's just a junkie redneck Pull the sheet over your head Fold your arms across your chest Lie back in bed, you can call folks constantly tomorrow Ohhh, everyone's talking 'bout Elvis 'Cause it seems like a thing that we do Elvis is living too fat and slow now To care what we say about him Picking up hitchhiking Elvises Christening babies at the foot of his grave He was watching TV and laughing to himself Just had to tell someone how he did it Elvis, be good to me Elvis, be true Elvis, I love you Elvis, be true Elvis, be near me Elvis, be mine Elvis, come back to me Please, Elvis, be fine Everything's coming up roses Everything's coming up Elvis Everything's coming up roses Everything's coming up Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis, be true Fuck Or Die I keep a close watch on this twat of mine I keep my eyes wide open all the time And the condom on your dick's the tie that binds Because you're mine You're gonna sleep with me even if it kills you You're gonna sleep with me even if we die You're gonna sleep with me, better get used to it There's no use in fighting because it's do it or die Fuck or die Fuck or die Fuck or die Fuck or die You're going down on me even if it kills you You're going down on me even if you die You're going down on me, better get used to it There's no use in fighting because it's do it or die Fuck or die Fuck or die Fuck or die Fuck or die All that's left is to take off your clothes And do it, do it, do it till you're bone dry Do it till you're all worn out Just do it, do it, do it till you're bone dry Do it, there is no doubt Do it, there is no doubt I'm gonna give you head even if it kills you I'm gonna give you head even if you die I'm gonna give you head, better get used to it There's no use in fighting because it's do it or die Fuck or die Fuck or die Fuck or die Fuck or die Fuck or die... I keep a close watch on this twat of mine I keep my eyes wide open all the time And the condom on your dick's the tie that binds Because you're mine, I walk the line Flower Every time I see your face I get all wet between my legs Every time you pass me by I heave a sigh of pain (Over voice) Every time I see your face I think of things not pure and chaste I want to fuck you like a dog I'll take you home and make you like it Everything you ever wanted Everything you ever thought of Is everything I'll do to you I'll fuck you and your girlfriend, too Your face reminds me of a flower Kind of like you're underwater Hair's too long and in your eyes Your lips a perfect "suck me" size You act like you're fourteen years old Everything you say is so obnoxious, funny, rude and mean I want to be your blowjob queen You're probably shy and introspective That's not part of my objective I just want your fresh, young jimmy Jamming, slamming, ramming in me Everytime I see you face I think of things not pure and chaste I want to fuck you like a dog I'll take you home and make you like it Everything you ever wanted Everything you ever thought of Is everything I'll do to you I'll fuck you till your dick is blue Everytime Beg Me Take one more step and it's over Back up slowly inside Breathe too loud and I'll kill you Get down on your knees and beg me Beg me, beg Beg me, beg me, beg Take off all of your clothes Lie face down on the bed Move one inch and I'll shoot you Make like a woman and beg me Beg me, beg I said beg me, beg me, beg Every night on tv I see things that should make me blush Looks like it's gonna be another open season Open season on us Open season, open season on us It's the first hot day of the summer Looks like it's gonna be thunder I've been sitting here all afternoon Watching the clouds go by It seems like from my window I can see the wind and smell the rain And I don't see what difference it makes If I'm a man or a woman Whip-Smart I'm gonna tell my son to grow up pretty as the grass is green And whip-smart as the English Channel's wide And I'm gonna tell my son to keep his money in his mattress And his watch on any hand between his thighs And I'm gonna lock my son up in a tower till I write my whole life's story On the back of his big brown eyes When they do the double dutch, they stand tensies When they do the double dutch, they stand tensies And I'm gonna tell my son to join the circus so that death is cheap And games are just another way of life And I'm gonna tell my son to be a prophet of mistakes Because for every truth there are half a million lies And I'm gonna lock my son up in a tower till He learns his hair down far enough to climb outside When they do the double dutch, they stand tensies When they do the double dutch, they stand tensies Go, Speed Racer Don't give me that sucker fish shit Any love life ain't that hurting And you always seemed to get what you wanted without flirting You're not the only one who's used to playing dirty And all I ever wanted from you was to leave me alone So don't give me that sucker fish shit Cause I'm not that strong a swimmer But I'm not afraid to be moving in a slower river You're not the only one who used to watch Speed Racer The very first car in a race around the world Is somewhere in the middle of a race around the circle And the very first car in a race around the world Has got to wipeout somewhere Well, that somewhere isn't me So don't give me that sucker fish shit Cause I'm not getting younger And I'm not a floatable to keep you from going under You're not the only one who used to watch Speed Racer And the very first car in a race around the world Is somewhere in the middle of a race around the circle And the very first car in a race around the world Has got to wipeout somewhere Well, that somewhere isn't me California aka Why I Left California or I Tried Before To Tell You Okay, this guy walks into a bar No, I'm just fucking with you, I'm just kidding No, there's there's this young bull and he's standing on top of a hill And I tried to tell you before And that's why I left California So they're standing on top of this hill and they're looking out over a pasture full of cows Big fucking pasture And the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes I got this really good idea And they old bulls' like yeah? And I tried to tell you before And that's why I left California Yeah, and he's like yeah I got this really good idea Let's run down that hill and fuck one of them cows And the old bull just looks at him, you know he's just looking at him He's like, look I got a better idea And the young bull is like, oh yeah? What's your fucking brilliant idea And the old bull goes And I tried to tell you before That that's why I left California And the old bull goes, let's walk down that hill And fuck all of those cows, dig? You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, I dunno And I tried to tell you before That that's why I left California South Dakota For a mean baby, well, I like your pants Born in South Dakota For a mean baby, well, I like your hips Born in South Dakota I was born in South Dakota Man I feel lucky tonight I'm gonna get stoned and run around Born in South Dakota Hey we're going to a rodeo town I'm gonna get drunk and fuck some cows Born in South Dakota I was born in South Dakota I was born in South Dakota Hey all you city fucks, it's a prarieman's world It's wide open Hey all you city fucks, it's a prarieman's world Masons and lumberchucks, says God as my squirrel It's wide open I said it's wide open Dakota Man I feel lucky tonight I'm gonna get stoned and run around Born in South Dakota Hey we're going to a rodeo town I'm gonna get drunk and fuck some cows Born in South Dakota I was born in South Dakota I was born in South Dakota Hey all you city fucks, it's a prarieman's world It's wide open Hey all you city fucks, it's a prarieman's world Mason and lumberchucks, says God as my squirrel Mr. Fliptop and Razorback, you know I'm your girl I'm wide open I said I'm wide open Dakota Dakota Dakota Stratford-On-Guy I said look... I was flying into Chicago at night Watching the lake turn the sky into blue-green smoke The sun was setting to the left of the plane And the cabin was filled with an unearthly glow In 27-D, I was behind the wing Watching the landscape roll out like credits on a screen And I said, look, look to your left passengers Look, look to your right You can pretend that you're from outerspace And this, this is your very first sight The earth looked like it was lit from within Like a big, man-made electrical ball as we moved Out of the farmlands and into the grid The plan of a city was all that you saw And all of these people sitting totally still As the ground raised beneath them, 30,000 feet down And I said, look, look to your left passengers Look, look to your right You can pretend that you're here from the fifth century And this, this is your very first flight And I was pretending that I was in A Galaxie 500 video The stewardess came back and checked on my drink And I swear that she looked just like Bridgette Bardot I had on my walkman and I had on those eyes That's what you get when your circumstance is movie-size And I said, look, look to you left passengers Look, look to your right You can pretend that the plane's gonna crash in five minutes And this, this is your very last sight You better look, look to your left passengers Look, look to your right Cause I'm gonna take this plane out in less than five minutes And this, this is your very last sight Shane I know that it was the night that the war broke out Because you and I were driving around You were doing a story About if people understood what had happened to their world Tonight in bed sleeping our world in bed tonight asleep You said that you were in touch with the draft resistors In case the big boys called you up You're gonna have to let them dick you around But don't let them make you do what you can't live with Tonight, in bed with me sleeping you looked like you were just a little kid Shane, I said, you got to watch your ass You gotta have fear in your heart You gotta have fear in your heart You gotta have fear in your heart I came here with a friend Who was saying to me You got a thing about men You're gonna like it when they throw you around But don't let them make a fool out of you Tonight, in bed with me sleeping the world in bed tonight asleep Shane, I said, you got to watch your ass You gotta have fear in your heart You gotta have fear in your heart You gotta have fear in your heart Give Me My Boyfriend Back aka Willie The Six Dick Pimp The six dick pimp is just doing his job Making sure that business isn't going under He's got the studs lined up in their stalls Put a couple of bills in, see six minutes of balls Justine's got a plastic baggie on her dick Jerry's got a couple Prince Albert's through her prick And nobody's in number four and number six Put a couple bills in, man, you really shouldn't miss it I don't care how much time it takes I don't care what kind of money he makes I just want my honey back I'll be on my way Gimme my boyfriend back Thought you were smart Thought I wouldn't leave home Rented a car, now you're halfway to Idaho Thought you were smart Thought I'd leave you alone But you have no idea what kind of hell is coming down on you I don't care how much time it takes I don't care what kind of money he makes I just want my honey back I'll be on my way You're gonna gimme my boyfriend back You're gonna gimme my boyfriend back Six dick pimp is just doing his job Making sure that business isn't going under He's got the studs lined up in their stalls Put a couple bills in, man, you really shouldn't miss it Divorce Song And when I asked for a separate room It was late at night, and we'd been driving since noon But if I'd known how that would sound to you I would have stayed in your bed For the rest of my life just to prove I was right That it's harder to be friends than lovers And you shouldn't try to mix the two Cause if you do it and you're still unhappy Then you know that the problem is you And it's true that I stole your lighter And it's also true that I lost the map But when you said that I wasn't worth talking to Well, I'd also take your word on that But if you had known how that would sound to me You would have taken it back And boxed it up and buried it in the ground Boxed it up and buried it in the ground Cause you've never been a waste of my time It's never been a drag So take a deep breath and count back from ten and maybe you'll be alright You put in my hand a loaded gun And then told me not to fire it When you did the things you said were up to me And then accused me of trying to fuck it up But you've never been a waste of my time It's never been a drag So take a deep breath and count back from ten And maybe you'll be alright And the license said you had to stick around until I was dead But if you're tired of looking at my face I guess I already am I guess I already am But you've never been a waste of my time It's never been a drag So take a deep breath and count back from ten And maybe you'll be alright Go West Safe on the interstate New York is three thousand miles away And I'm not forward to following you But it's better than always running back into you I've got to tear my life apart And go west young man Take off the parking brake Go coasting into a different state And it feels like I got something to prove But in some ways it's just something to do I closed my eyes and my bank account and gone west young man And I'm not looking forward to missing you But I must have something better to do My friend turned me around and said You go west, young man Stepping down off my platform shoes 69 in the afternoon And I'm waiting for someone in the know Like Perner tells me on the radio Says take it from someone who's been there before You go west, young man And I'm looking for somebody to do my thinking for me Till I come through The state-line highway signs says you have gone west, young man And it feel like I got something to prove But in some ways it's just something to do The state-line highway sign says you have gone west, young man If I Ever Pay You Back I don't know what it takes to stay with you Undertaking is not what I've planned But anyway, you know by and large anywhere I go I won't find anyone who loves me enough To make you look bad All the cars on the road are driving away from you But I'm still looking under my nose to see who I am But anywhere I go standing on the card I show I won't find anyone who'll tell me what I need to know That's not how it's done But anyway, you know by and large anywhere I go I won't find anyone who loves me enough If I ever pay you back If my money and wallet's intact I'll probably be in a box lying down loosely suited in black If I ever pay you back If my money and wallet's intact I'll probably be in a box lying down loosely suited in black... In Love With Yourself He came over my house Didn't even knock, he just walked inside And when I didn't want to talk He said, "Oh God, what a load of bullshit." Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself cause I'm not Don't you know I'm not And I said, "You've got a lot of nerve coming here after all the times that you tried to pull the wool over my eyes and my ears and nose and mouth and..." Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself cause I'm not Don't you know I'm not And he said, "You've got a lot of nerve painting me like I'm the villain. What about all of those words, like 'he's just a friend'? Oh God, what a load of bullshit..." Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself cause I'm not Don't you know I'm not And we took off all out clothes Had a lot of sex and then fell asleep And when I finally awoke I held him close and I whispered in his ear, "Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself cause I'm not Don't you know I'm not?" And he said, "I know, don't you think I know?" Hello Sailor Hello, sailor, buy you a drink? Hello, sailor, tell me what do you think? How was the big beach, how was the sand? Did you fly an aeroplane? Did you get a tan? How does it feel to be back on American soil, hearing no blood for oil? Hello, sailor, tell me what do you think? Hello, sailor, will we get him next week? How does it feel to be hated and loved back home? You should have known That I'm a little despot, short and stout Here is my handgun, here is my crowd control When you tick me off then the bullets fly out Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit Free love is a whole lot of bullshit Hello, sailor Hello, sailor, buy you a smoke? Hello, sailor, can I tell you a joke? Knock knock, who's there? No, I'm just happy to see you It'll be a hundred if you come Hello, sailor, tell me how does it feel Hello, sailor, to be fighting for real? Sailor, they got you coming and going Sailor, look out cause your pussy is showing How does it feel to be back on American soil. hearing no blood for oil? I'm a little prostitute, I put out and sell Here come the market monkeys with their little fontainelles When they tip me over, they better tip me well Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit Free love is a whole lot of bullshit Hello, sailor, buy you a fuck? Hello, sailor, you had much more than luck You had the US of army on your side And that red, white and pride Hello, sailor, I mean women and men Hello, sailor, you gonna be up for it again? How does it feel to make shooting stars in the sky? Was it a rush to almost die? Hello, sailor I said hello, sailor How does it feel to be back on American soil, hearing no blood for oil? I'm a little liberal, I'm stupid in doubt Here is my platform, here is my holy-roller When you snow me under, I rock 'n' roll you out Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit Free love is a whole lot of bullshit Free love is a whole lot of bullshit Wild Thang Wild thing You made the boys spring You made everything expensive Spend it spend it, wild thing There's hardly a man left around that you haven't sought out There's hardly a dress shop in town you haven't bought out In case you're wondering why the hair salon wouldn't take you There's hardly a woman left in any state that doesn't hate you Wild thing You made the boys spring You made everything expensive Spend it spend it, wild thing It's truly awesome When she was younger she thought her mother had missed her calling And she, in turn, thought that her daughter's conduct was appalling After each date she had the boys, went home and dreamed of spiders She never fell for any man who wasn't rich as Midas Wild thing You made the boys spring You made everything expensive Spend it spend it, wild thing It's truly awesome If there's a lesson to be learned then I'm sure I don't know it We've all been waiting twenty years to finally see her blow it But as far as I can tell she's happy, rich, and worry free and That's a hell of a lot more than I can say for me and Wild thing You made the boys spring You made everything expensive Spend it spend it wild thing Wild thing You made your heart sing You bought everything you wanted Spend it spend it, wild thing It was truly awesome That's my girl! Go baby! Fuck and Run I woke up alarmed I didn't know where I was at first Just that I woke up in your arms And almost immediately I felt sorry Cause I didn't think this would happen again No matter what I could do or say Just that I didn't think this would happen again With or without my best intentions And whatever happened to a boyfriend? The kind of guy who tries to win you over And whatever happened to a boyfriend The kind of guy who makes love cause he's in it And I want a boyfriend I want a boyfriend I was all that boring old shit like letters and sodas Like letters You got up out of bed You said you had a lot of work to do But I heard arrest in your head And almost immediately I felt sorry Cause I didn't think this would happen again No matter what I could do or say Just that I didn't think this could happen again With or without my best intentions And I want a boyfriend I want a boyfriend I want all that stupid old shit like Letters and sodas I can feel it in my bones I 'm gonna spend another year alone it's Fuck and run Fuck and run Even when I was 17 Fuck and run Fuck and run Even when I was 12 And I can feel it in my bones I'm gonna spend my whole life alone Fuck and run Fuck and run Even when I was 17 Fuck and run Fuck and run Even when I was 12 You almost felt bad You said that I should call you up but I knew much better than that And almost immediately you felt sorry cause You didn't think this would happen again No matter what you could do or say Just that you didn't think this could happen again Without or without your best intentions And whatever happened to a girlfriend The kind of chick who tries to win you over And whatever happened to a girlfriend The kind of chick who makes love cause she's in it and You want a girlfriend You want a girlfriend You want all that boring old shit Like letters and sodas Letters and sodas Letters and sodas Letters and sodas Can't Get Out Of What I'm Into But I can't get out of what I'm into And the jokes they tell are meant to wish me well But I can't get out of what I'm into Cause it's a steady job And it's the only thing that makes me money And it gives me something to laugh about Cause my real life ain't fucking funny Cause my real life ain't fucking funny The looks they give starting to make me sick But I can't get out of what I'm into And the lines they try might as well be from a guy But I can't get out of what I'm into Cause it's a steady job And it's the only thing that makes me money And it gives me something to cry about Cause my real life ain't fucking funny Cause my real life ain't fucking funny Ooooh Lord, why have you forsaken me? Ooooh Lord, why have you forsaken me? The things I have to do would make a slut blush blue But I can't get out of what I'm into I figure two more years then I'll go back to queers But I can't get out of what I'm into Cause it's a steady job And it's the only thing that makes me money And it gives me something to laugh about Cause my real life ain't fucking funny Ooooh Lord, why have you forsaken me? Ooooh Lord, why have you forsaken me? Ooooh Lord Ooooh Lord Ooooh Lord, why have you forsaken me? Fire Up The Batmobile Fire up the batmobile cause I gotta get outta here I don't speak the language And you gave me no real choice You gave me no real choice You made me see that my behavior was an opinion So fire up the batmobile cause I gotta get outta here It's the mouth of the gift horse, I know But I gave it my best shot I gave it my best shot I gave you the performance of a lifetime So I hope you all will see There just isn't a place here for me I look around and feel like somebody must be fucking with me I just can't take any of you seriously And I can't keep keeping myself company Fire up the batmobile cause I gotta get outta here Big shoulders block the view You can't get your money back You can't get your money back You can't pretend that "isolation" is the same as "privilege" So I hope you all will see There just isn't a place here for me I look around and feel like somebody must be fucking with me I just can't take any of you seriously And I can't keep keeping myself company Sometimes a Dream Is What Makes You A Slave I can't remember the last time that I felt good for more than a week I mean really good for more than a month Makes you wanna feel Makes you wanna cry Makes you wanna tear the stars from the sky And you're halfway there, but you're halfway down And you just can't get your ass out of town And you can't back up cause you're against the wall And it's the same goddamn thing I told you Baby it's alright Sometimes a dream is what makes you a slave Baby it's alright And I think that's what's happened to me Cause I'm walking almost everyday blind And I'm searching through my past Makes you wanna feel Makes you wanna cry Makes you wanna tear the stars from the sky And you're halfway there, but you're halfway down And you just can't get your ass out of town And you can't back up cause you're against the wall And it's the same goddamn thing I told you Baby it's alright Sometimes a dream is what makes you a slave Baby it's alright Look around Do you see anyone for themselves, like you see yourself? So why do you still feel so all alone? Bubblegum, bubblegum in a dish Bubblegum, bubblegum in a dish How many pieces do you wish? Bubblegum, bubblegum in a dish How many pieces do you wish? My mother told me to pick the very best one And you're it It's Not That Easy I think you're trying to scare me So that I will stop thinking about you I think you're trying to scare me So that I will stop trying to be you It's not that easy It's not that easy I laughed when I heard you died Cause I didn't know what else I was gonna do Now I laugh when I see you alive Cause I think you're just pulling my leg It's not that easy It's not that easy Well it must have taken a whole lot of anger And it must have taken a whole lot of time And I can't believe that you found me after all these years I guess you must have something heavy on your mind And I can't believe that you thought I'd be happy To see you up and around like it's any warning You look like shit, and the smell is even better And I feel like shit, and I want to go back to bed You can walk through walls You can make the head of a doll spin around And you can haunt the halls But you can't ask me to make you feel at home It's not that easy It's not that easy Chopsticks I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home He said he liked to do it backwards And I said that's just fine with me That way we can fuck and watch tv It was 4 am and the light was gray Like it always is in paperbacks He asked if I like playing jacks I told him I was good till sixes But all hell broke loose after that I told him that I knew Julia Roberts when I was 12 at summer camp We didn't say anything after that I dropped him off and I drove on home Cause secretly, I'm timid Do You Love Me? The last time we made love, You said my name just to make me come But it was just a speaking offer It mean nothing without your love Means nothing without your love Means nothing without your love I can wake up any day See a million things that I could say But then you're just an easy target It means nothing without your love Means nothing without your love Means nothing And nothing means nothing Each time the world turns 'round It doesn't make a fucking sound It doesn't mean that we don't feel it It means nothing without your love Means nothing without your love Means nothing And nothing means nothing So if you want to know if I love you so If you want to know if I love you so If you want to know if I love you so It's in my kiss- that's where it is It's in my kiss- that's where it is Do you love me cause I am in the mood? Do you love me for a funky groove? Do you love me cause I can mash potato? Do you love me cause I'm an alligator? Singing oooh, whoa, whoa... Do you love me cause I can walk on water? Do you love me cause I'm the President's daughter? Do you love me cause I am queen of England? Do you love me just cause I'm sitting here singing? Oooh, whoa, whoa... So if you want to know if I love you so If you want to know if I love you so If you want to know if I love you so It's in my kiss- that's where it is It's in my kiss- that's where it is So the next time we make love Drop the words, just do the stuff Speak softly and use that big stick It means nothing without your love Means nothing without your love Means nothing And nothing means nothing to me Soap Star Joe He's just a hero in a long line of heroes Looking for something attractive to save They say he rode in on the back of a pickup And he won't leave town till you remember his name He's just a hero in a long line of heroes Looking for some lonely billboard to grace They say he sprung from the skull of Athena Think about your own head and the headache he gave He's just a hero in a long line of heroes Looking for action in a price he can pay They say he's famous, but no one can prove it Make him an offer just to see what he'll say Check out the dashboard lights Glowing all green and white He feels safe in the dark He wears his bluejeans tight Check out the thinning hair Check out the aftershave Check out America You're looking at it, babe He's just a hero in a long line of heroes Looking for something attractive to save They say he rode in on the back of a pickup And he won't leave town till you remember his name Make him an offer just to see what he'll say I Know It's Not Easy Call me when you think the coast is clear I've been hiding out almost a year Is there something wrong? What's taking you so long? And yeah, I know it's not easy You said if I waited it'd pay off But my eyes are growing wild and my body's gone soft Is there something wrong? What's taking you so long? And yeah, I know it's not easy You said I should let go of your hand But I don't even know if I can You're the only one You are the very sun to me And you know it's not easy You'd tell me, wouldn't you, if we needed to talk? And you'd tell me, wouldn't you, if I had pissed you off? Is there something wrong? What's taking you so long? And yeah, I know it's not easy Well I look at the stars and I know you're under them I look at the cars and I know you insure them I look at the books and things people are reading I know that you've written them, too But then I look at my life and I know you've forgotten the promise you made to me I think that's rotten I'm hopelessly lost and there's hardly a sound anymore Coming through that can show me around Cause I'm endlessly, endlessly searching the crowd Looking for something from you Just one fucking measly clue Any shitty little tip-off would do But I'm just an ant in Alaska to you Well I look at the stars and I know you're under them I look at the cars and I know you insure them I look at the books and the things people are reading I know that you've written them, too But then I look at my life and I know you've forgotten the promise you made to me I think that's rotten I'm hopelessly lost and there's hardly a sound anymore Coming through that can show me around Cause I'm endlessly, endlessly searching the crowd Looking for something from you Just one fucking measly clue Any shitty little tip-off would do But I'm just and ant in Alaska to you I'm just an ant in Alaska An ant in Alaska An ant in Alaska to you Miss Lucy Miss Lucy had a steamboat Miss Lucy had a steamboat Miss Lucy had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell Miss Lucy went to heaven And her steamboat went to hell? Can't know my number And don't disconnect me I'll cut off the cord My refrigerator, there was a piece of glass Miss Lucy fell upon it And she cut off the last piece of ? The boys in the parlor I'm in the meadows The birds in their pockets And the boys and the girls, they are fucking And the girls and the girls, they are fucking And the girls and the boys, they are fucking Dead Shark Don't be so rude I was only trying to make conversation Hey don't go down, this is not going anywhere Got a dead shark on our hands Got a dead shark on our hands Got a dead shark on our hands I'm just trying to get a handle on this I'm just trying to be rubber stamped I'm just trying So sue me for trying Do I just have problems, or did you also think that this was hot? I really hate talking on the telephone Can't we just work it out That you come on over here Can't we just work it out That you stay here tonight I'm not looking over my shoulder I'm not gazing up at the stars I'm not thinking about painting a picture I'm just wondering where you'll sleep tonight Do I just have problems, or did you also think that this was hot? I'm not looking over my shoulder I'm not gazing up at the stars I'm not thinking about painting your picture I'm just wondering where you'll spend the night One Less Thing I took my dog to the vet today He gave her a shot and put her away And when I got home and got ready for be I realized what I'd done And that's one less thing on my mind I left the man I'm in love with behind I moved to Chicago and told him I'd write But now when I wake and I see the wrong face I realize what I've done And that's one less thing on my mind Did you think that I knew what I was doing when I said that I had to grow up on my own for a while? Now I'm dog-less and love-less and cold in a midwestern winter If I'd known what I was doing I sure as fuck wouldn't be here Now I like to think that I like to learn from mistakes But I've made that error in judgment one too many times And I'm not the wiser and sure not the wealthier I wish to God that I had've been healthier mentally When I decided to make up my own mind But that's one less thing takes up my time I'm lining up six or seven good jobs My hair's looking great and my friends are all snobs But I don't have my man and I don't have my dog And I don't have very much fun And that's one less thing on my mind Money Elvis's car is probably 30 years old He looks like a Saab in '45 Cliff says he's got a headache Looks like shit and it feels like America Looks like shit and it feels like America Take them people back inside Just can't thin of something else to take over But you just stand it up and warning Looks like shit and it feels like America Looks like shit and it feels like America Why fly when you can walk? Why sing when you can talk? Why hit the wall when you've just punched the clock? Oh why sing when you can talk? Jeremy's talking about the bombs He thinks it's probably a bad place to be It's gonna be worse than Manhattan Looks like shit and it feels like America Looks like shit and it feels like America Take the train on up to the zoo Don't look back on what you've been through Cause everyone's got a Monday Looks like shit and it feels like America Looks like shit and it feels like America It's nice to be liked, but it's better by far to get paid I know that most of the friends that I have don't really see it that way But if you could give 'em each one wish They'd wish success for themselves and their friends And that would include lots of money That would surely include lots of money So if there are any on you little green elves sitting out there today Step right up, wish me old Irish luck But I also need shitloads of money And if there are any of you dirty rich old men sitting out there today Step right up, I'm your lucky fuck But I'm gonna need shitloads of money I'm gonna need shitloads of money I got to have shitloads of money Replica Panerai Rolex Daytona Replica Replica Audemars Piguet Patek Philippe Replica Mink Hair Best Tag Heuer Replica Watches Wigs for Women